Sarah's Still yappin' As Obama Sits On His Thumb

Just a warning up front, I'm going to cuss. A lot.

Sarah "I'm a good mommy who shoots shit from helicopters" Palin decided to open her obnoxious mouth yet again recently to criticize the Obama administration's handling of the Gulf oil spill. She claims that the current administration isn't doing enough to fix the situation, possibly because of a buddy-buddy relationship between the President and the oil companies, claiming that, "the oil companies who have so supported President Obama in his campaign ... are supportive of him now," adding, "I don't know why the question isn't asked by the mainstream media and by others... If there's any connection there to President Obama taking so doggone long to get in there, to dive in there, and grasp the complexity and the potential tragedy that we are seeing here in the Gulf of Mexico..." That's right. This ignorant four-eyed cunt is criticizing Obama's administration after she spent her whole campaign preaching, along with most other republicans, "Drill baby, drill". Now that the shit has hit the fan, and that oil is destroying our environment, she wants to distance herself from her earlier stance on the matter, and point out the "lack of urgency" on the part of Obama. Republicans are the ones notorious for being butt buddies and finger friends with big oil companies. Sarah Palin, fuck you. Go away and shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch.

I'm not defending Obama at all. Here's a guy who talked about "change" everywhere he went while campaigning. He still talks about change. The only change I have found is in the crack of my sofa trying to dig up enough money for a fucking loaf of bread. Where I live, Detroit Michigan, there are no new jobs.. hell, there are no old jobs either. My friends are losing their homes, and in nearby Flint, Michigan, times are so tough, the police and fire rescue crews have been cut down to just a few people. Flint is one of the worst cities as far as unemployment and crime is concerned, and they are forced to cut police and rescue operations. The city of Flint recently even had to limit trash pick-up to once every two weeks. I understand Obama took on a huge mess that was left by George W. Bush (who is a huge twat if I ever saw one), and Obama keeps saying it will take time. Well, in my opinion, you've had enough time to make some changes. You knew what kind of shit you were inheriting, fucking do something besides trying to be a celebrity. While you were taking your wife out on a "date night" that cost tax payers anywhere between $25,000 and $250,000, my family was rolling pennies and quarters trying to come up with a mortgage payment.

In review, what have we learned here today? Well, what I take away from this all is the fact that the world keeps fucking itself harder and harder, and instead of owning up to our responsibilities, it's much easier to pass the blame onto someone else. Do whatever you want, do what you feel - whatever makes you feel good, as long as you can criticize everyone else around you, and never have to own up to anything. Well, eventually, it all catches up to us. Remember that.

As far as the Presidency of the United States is concerned, I still feel like the best man for the job would have been a woman.

I'm Rex Delaney, and I dedicate this to all the good people in Flint and Detroit, Michigan.