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Have you ever seen something so surreal, creepy, or just plain jacked-up that you have to whip out your iPhone to snap a photo of it? Well, here's a collection of insane photos that celebrate moments like that.
Waste away countless hours playing FREE games in our Game Room! We have classic, family friendly games and even mature games for the older kids. Plus favorite picks from all of the Gimme Your Hand Freakz!
Not just anyone can receive the prestigious GimmeYourHand.com Fat Sack Of Crap Award. You have to excel in the fine art of douche-baggery. You have to go above and beyond mortal prickdom. You have to throw common sense out the window, and stand tall and proud as one of the world's leading horses asses.
Gimme Your Hand's Kylee Wylde gives us a rare behind-the-scenes look at some of America's most iconic characters. Here you will find photos and info on the people who bring these beings to life.
Actor / director Dennis Hopper passed away Saturday, May 29, 2010 at his home in Venice, California from complications of prostate cancer. He was 74.
Gary Coleman passed away Friday, May 28, 2010 after suffering from a reported brain hemorrhage. He was 42.
Sarah "I'm a good mommy who shoots shit from helicopters" Palin decided to open her obnoxious mouth yet again recently to criticize the Obama administration's handling of the Gulf oil spill. She claims that the current administration isn't doing enough to fix the situation, possibly because of a buddy-buddy relationship between the President and the oil companies, claiming that, "the oil companies who have so supported President Obama in his campaign ... are supportive of him now," adding, "I don't know why the question isn't asked by the mainstream media and by others... If there's any connection there to President Obama taking so doggone long to get in there, to dive in there, and grasp the complexity and the potential tragedy that we are seeing here in the Gulf of Mexico..." That's right. This ignorant four-eyed cunt is criticizing Obama's administration after she spent her whole campaign preaching, along with most other republicans, "Drill baby, drill". Now that the shit has hit the fan, and that oil is destroying our environment, she wants to distance herself from her earlier stance on the matter, and point out the "lack of urgency" on the part of Obama. Republicans are the ones notorious for being butt buddies and finger friends with big oil companies. Sarah Palin, fuck you. Go away and shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch.
I'm not defending Obama at all. Here's a guy who talked about "change" everywhere he went while campaigning. He still talks about change. The only change I have found is in the crack of my sofa trying to dig up enough money for a fucking loaf of bread. Where I live, Detroit Michigan, there are no new jobs.. hell, there are no old jobs either. My friends are losing their homes, and in nearby Flint, Michigan, times are so tough, the police and fire rescue crews have been cut down to just a few people. Flint is one of the worst cities as far as unemployment and crime is concerned, and they are forced to cut police and rescue operations. The city of Flint recently even had to limit trash pick-up to once every two weeks. I understand Obama took on a huge mess that was left by George W. Bush (who is a huge twat if I ever saw one), and Obama keeps saying it will take time. Well, in my opinion, you've had enough time to make some changes. You knew what kind of shit you were inheriting, fucking do something besides trying to be a celebrity. While you were taking your wife out on a "date night" that cost tax payers anywhere between $25,000 and $250,000, my family was rolling pennies and quarters trying to come up with a mortgage payment.
The Freakz here at GYHE have been hard at work to bring you a new GAME ROOM full of flash games and music to help you waste away hours upon hours of your precious life! There are family friendly games, mature games, and even game picks from GYHE staff members. More games and features will be added regularly, so bookmark the Game Room and keep checking back! Here's a sample:
Betty White has been around for 88 years, entertaining the masses before the invention of television - all the way back to the days of radio. She has been a 'Golden Girl', a snooty daughter on 'Mama's Family', a fixture on early television game shows, the list goes on and on. And now, thanks to a petition on Facebook, she can add host of Saturday Night Live to that list.
Not only is he an athlete that looks good, he's also an entertainer. Anyone that brings a smile to the face of others is ok by me.
A fun smirk and a nicely chiseled body is quite attractive, but this guy's sense of humor puts him over the top.
While the guy in the photo may be attractive, leaving too little to the imagination is not. Being more conservative with one's "goods" is admirable.
Healthy tanned bodies are nice, and expressing yourself through piercings and other forms of body art is commendable in my opinion. If these ladies were all natural, they would score more brownie points with me.
Being comfortable enough in your own skin to show off your creative side can be loads of fun.
Having an education to fall back on is a good idea. Outer beauty doesn't last forever.
Under no circumstance is hate attractive. Trying to glamorize biased views against any race, religion or sexual orientation is just sickening.
Lately, Donnie has been thinking a lot about how ignorant society has become. Why do so many people seem to lack common sense? For instance, Donnie has always thought that offshore drilling was just plain stupid. Why wrap up so much time and money in trying to find oil, when you could use those efforts in developing clean, renewable energy? Steam-powered cars have been around for over a hundred years. Solar-powered cars have been around since at least the seventies. You're telling Donnie we can watch a movie on our cell phones, but we can't improve on hundred year old technology to make it relevant for today? Bull snot! It's all about big business, big oil companies, and the selfish politicians who would rather hold us back than earn an honest living. Newsflash, dingus, offshore drilling is costing us lives, and is adding to the deterioration of the environment. To all the idiots who laughed at Donnie when he said the drilling was a bad idea, Donnie TOLD YOU SO. The recent gulf oil spill proves it. Do you have any idea how much of a burden it is to Donnie to ALWAYS BE RIGHT? We would all save so much time and energy if we just took Donnie's views as a given, as the be-all end-all of correctness and logic.
Another thing that makes no sense is the Immigration Law that some inbred, hickity-hick hillbillies in Arizona just passed. They are forcing people who look Hispanic to "show them their papers". How the FLUFF is this not RACIST? Of course, they say it's not a form of racial profiling, and that the utmost care will be exercised when asking individuals to prove their citizenship. What a load of crap. It's just another way for rich, racist, wastes of sperm to promote their agenda. You know who else used to ask people for their papers when they feared those people were different than them? NAZIS. Yeah, Donnie said it.
And now Donnie has to ask, what the eff happened to WWE? You have A guy who was getting a decent push, Kofi Kingston, now working dark matches before pay-per-views instead of working ON them, just because Randy mother humpin' Orton is a whine tit? (Randy deserved our Fat Sack Of Crap Award for so many reasons.) You have Dolph Ziggler, a good looking, well conditioned athlete, who was once a contender for your Intercontinental title, jobbing to a leprechaun. And, your women's division is garbage. It seems that T&A should take a backseat to actual ability, especially in a "PG" world, but that would just make sense. You have Beth Phoenix who can actually perform, but she needs someone to work off of. Off the top of Donnie's head, how about, oh, AMAZING FRIGGIN' KONG?! How is Amazing /Awesome Kong NOT on the WWE roster? Sign her immediately, and put her in a program with Beth Phoenix. But do it right. Lead up to it. Don't just blow your load early with no place to go afterward. These women can make the women's division worth watching again. Donnie would love to have seen Beth and Kong working back in the days of Chyna and Nicole Bass. Throw in some Sensational Sheri, Rockin' Robin, Trish, Lita, Molly Holly and Lisa Marie Varon (Victoria / Tara), and THAT'S an amazing start to a worth-while female roster. (Google them. Then you will realize women in wrestling were not always a joke.)
Speaking of stupid moves by WWE, how the FART do you trade Jim Ross for Matt Stryker? Stryker is just a putz who's full of facts that no one gives a hooker's deep, diseased crevice about. And Donnie can't even hear the punk half the time. SPEAK UP, DOUCHE! Better yet, just go away. (And by the way, anyone who has seen Stryker's pee-pee in his "leaked onto the internets" pictures and thinks he's impressive, has OBVIOUSLY not had the pleasure of peering at Donnie's WANG-DANG-ER.) On the other hand, Ross put so much into his commentary. Emotion. Heart. Wrestling world story telling at it's best. WWE could really use Ross' talent, especially now because, well, let's face it. Raw needs all the help it can get. Case-in-point: Khaluber.
